you know what i just remembered???

how there were strippers at exposition park last week! let me explain. last week z, ren, and i were eating dinner at meridian, you know, because it's wednesday and that's what we do on wednesdays. anyway, we keep seeing these girls walk by in costumes (firewoman, lady covered in balloons, etc) and going into expo park down the street. curious, no? so later when we're headed around the corner to amsterdam, we see the balloon girl through the window. you see, this bar has huge windows all around it, and a crowd of chubby hipster dudes had gathered pretty quickly. so she's dancing on a table and popping her balloons and has basically underwear on beneath them. about that time we realized what was going on, but we were still confused about the strangeness and wondering about the legality of this situation. i mean, strip clubs have dark windows for a reason, right? there were also logistical problems with this plan, why would these guys go inside if there's a free show from the street? it was pretty crazy. also, the girl was not attractive. i'm just sayin.

i know what you're thinking: "how could you possibly forget about this?" well a drink or two turned into ten (i blame lauren and her cherry vodka sours) and we got shitfaced. there's no other word for it. we were sore the next day from dancing. check us out!