top 5 weird things the cops would have found if i had let them search my car

hey look! they totally don't limit how long your title can be! they should though, probably.

5. my new meditation cushion. it could not be more colorful if it tried. it rules.

4. a pastry bag with some crusty icing in it. mmmm.

3. 5 mismatched teacups.

2. est 10-20 empty camel lights boxes.

1. a super-teachery sweater vest that dylan gave me months ago.


yes, i would have felt awkward upon the discovery of all these things together.