new rule

if you don't know someone, don't touch their ass. is this too much to ask? i am totally baffled by this phenomenon. last night it happened again. i'm minding my own business watching jlr with z (as usual) and this guy behind me introduces himself and i'm polite but not enthusiastic in the least. sooooo he's really close behind me but it's crowded so fine. then i feel something on my ass, think hey, maybe it's his leg. no, it's his hand. what the hell, dude? in what reality is that ok? i find out later he's a doctor (he works with some of eric's friends) so maybe that has something to do with it, cause in my experience doctors are often (often, i say, certainly not always) arrogant and socially awkward. i just wonder what goes through someone's head in this situation. do they think i won't notice? do they think i'll be into it and turn around and make out with them? are they just completely out of ideas? maybe i should rethink the short skirts.

"so if i wanted to grab your ass, that's completely out of the question?" -eric

"i guess you and your friends don't play grabass much?" -kari